If You Wrote A Letter To ATL What Would It Say

''Dear Alex, I have taken your dogs captive. Dear Zack, I have stolen your weights. Dear Rian, I have taken a picture of your Death Patch and I'm willing to sell it for millions. Dear Jack, I have all the existing copies of Home Alone, I'm willing to smash them all. If you wants your items back, REPLY TO ME ON TWITTER YOU BIG FAT MEANIES WHO NEVER REPLY ME ON TWITTER!''